Do you love to eat?…
Who doesn’t?
Do you call yourself a “foodie?” If yes, then please close this page. In fact, if you read on, know that one of our agents will be dispatched to your location to forcibly remove your phone, laptop, tablet, or other personal electronic device from your clammy paws and close this page within the next fifteen minutes.
Eating Out the Town is for food nuts, no exceptions.
We write for those whose toes tingle every time they make a reservation at a new little something-something downtown; who listen with keen ears for the sound of a grumbling tummy so they can unleash their “List” on anyone within a shouting distance; who actively maintain a spreadsheet of eateries, along with a folder Tik Tok and Instagram saved posts, Google alerts for in-the-know openings, and a map of favorites or favorites-to-be in every city they can ever conceivably envision themselves stepping foot in at least once in their well-seasoned lives.
And why do we do it? Ceaselessly risk our palettes and wallets for the unachievable goal of finding that next great bite? Because we want you to know, you, the person still reading this, that you are not alone. We have a spreadsheet too. And ours is color coded.
Eating Out the Town celebrates all who please themselves through their taste buds. So eat on, young feeder. We see you. We honor you. And outside of a great meal, nothing delights us more to know that we can help guide your own savory journey.
